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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Is marijuana bad for you?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some best sources of great porn?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

What are some photos of masturbation?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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