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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:24

Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good